Tom Interview With MMScene
March 1, 2021
This guy, Tom. He’s really started to grind my gears a bit. I mean, his physique is incredible, really incredible. His rugged masculinity often peaks through in the form of darn-right beauty, leaving me both intimidated and enamored. I don’t think I have a man-crush on him, but maybe I do (my colleague Adam certainly does). Anyway, that’s beside the point, I stated that I’m getting annoyed by him. Why? The physical perfection I can deal with, it’s all good. But now this interview with MMScene is showing me that he is down-to-earth, humble, and a generally nice guy. What the heck. That’s not fair, how’d he get it all? I’m not bitter, I swear I’m not bitter about it all, but if I see him, I’m going to nut him. Then I’ll jump into his big, strong arms and we’ll ride off into the sunset.